I'm Pretty Sure the Person He's Quoting is Single or Divorced
- Me (fanning myself): Holy hell! I've never been this hot in my life.
- Husband: You're always that hot. *eyebrow wiggle*
- Me (in my best southern belle voice): Why, thank you, kind sir.
- Husband: Except first thing in the morning.
- Me: ...
- Husband: You know, puffy face, bedhead...
- Me: The love and affection I'm feeling right now cannot be described.
- Husband: What? That IS love. "You like because; you love despite." Isn't that the saying?