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It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge - Husband Logic for Christening the New Shower...
It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge
Husband Logic for Christening the New Shower...
  • Me: The Kid's awake.
  • Husband: She's watching a movie.
  • Me: [unimpressed look]
  • Husband: And there's a lock on our bedroom door AND on the bathroom door.
  • Me: [additional unimpressed look]
  • Husband: Do you know how long it would take her to pick TWO locks? That's like... a 50 second buffer right there!

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  1. aboredhousewife said: Love it
  2. thesearemyshenanigans said: Barf.
  3. sometimesihavethoughts said: Oh the things they come up with! The other day I got, “can’t we just do it while you’re breastfeeding her?…no?…that’s weird, huh?…maybe?” me: [unimpressed look]
  4. itonlylookslikeimincharge posted this
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