Driving By A Cemetery Today…
Dictator: That’s a cemererry, Mama.
Me: Yes, it is… [why do you know this, child?]
Dictator: That’s where people are died.
Me: That’s where we bury dead people, yes. [what is this conversation we’re having?]
Dictator: And they go in the ground.
Me: Yep… [quick! distract her!]
Dictator: And then they turn to bugs.
Me: [oh god…] Well, they don’t turn into bugs.
Dictator: Huh?
Me: [warning! warning! tread carefully!] Um… There are bugs… in the ground that… help turn the people into earth… and… [oh god! what am I saying??]
Dictator: And then the flowers grow on top!
Me: Mm hmm… [abort! abort!]
Dictator: Affer the people died and go in the ground and turn to bugs!
Me: …Do you want to go get a donut?
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mamatobellagrace said:
Hahah oh no!
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bujnik said:
Wait till you have to explain cremation.
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