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It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge - Of Course You Are
It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge
Of Course You Are

6:03am: Minor heart attack following, “Mama! I is awake!” three inches from my face.

6:04-6:06am: Cozy, warm snuggles in my bed.

6:07-6:38am: Ineffective attempts to convince Dictator that it’s still time to sleep by way of back rubbing, shushing, lullabies, and annoyed directives. 

6:39am: Reluctant acceptance that further sleep is not going to happen.

6:40am: Leave the cozy nest that is my bed; begin preparations for requisite caffeine fix.

6:41am: “Mama, I go sleep in my bed for a while. I am still a little bit sleepy.” 


35 notes
  1. oneofourown said: Lol that is the worst. Kaiden’s done that, we’ll without telling us obviously. We drag ourselves out of bed and then he passes out only minutes later.
  2. mediocremommy said: damn kids.
  3. uglypuss said: Mine licked me this morning to wake me up. Just…licked me. Like, good morning mum here’s some of my spit on your face to remind you that you’ve made some questionable life choices.
  4. itonlylookslikeimincharge posted this
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