Well, at least she's honest.
- Dictator: Fuck.
- Me: Pardon?
- Dictator: [shyly] Fuck.
- Me: That's a grownup word, remember? When you're big like me, you can say it all you want, but you can't say it now because you're a kid.
- Dictator: Oh.
- Me: Let's shake on it - fuck is a grownup word, and you promise not to use it until you're big.
- Dictator: [face]
- Me: What?
- Dictator: That might be a hard promise.
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