Drama Queen
- Me: Okay, it's time to wash your hair.
- Dictator: [begins screaming as though the shampoo is burning her flesh.]
- Me: Why are you screaming?
- Dictator: [Pauses briefly.] You use the wrong shampoo!
- Me: I'm using your special [no tears] shampoo.
- Dictator: Oh. [Screaming ceases.]
