“Mama! The yeast is burping! Say “‘scuse me,” yeast!”
—Dictator, watching the yeast bloom before we make cinnamon rolls.
It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge
Chronicling the noteworthy (?) bits of my life, which include but are not limited to:
Ridiculous things the Dictator does
The way these things affect my sanity
My general emotional instability (especially when it comes to fictional characters)
Open adoption
W(h)ine
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