This Must Be That "New Math"
- Husband: [holding up fingers] What's two... plus two?
- Dictator: Four!
- Husband: What's four... plus two?
- Dictator: one two three four five SIX
- Husband: Six! Good!
- Dictator: Again!
- Husband: Three... plus one.
- Dictator: One two three FOUR!
- Husband: Five... plus two.
- Dictator: One two three four five six... [grins] NINE!
- Husband: No, do it properly.
- Dictator: [grins] TEN!
- Husband: Try again from the beginning. Two... plus five.
- Dictator: One two three four five six... SEVEN!
- Husband: So what's five plus two?
- Dictator: Um... Rock.
