I realize I’m probably the last person in the world to see this, but I literally couldn’t breathe while I was watching it. So on the off chance you haven’t see it either, I present to you… The Count Censored.
It Only Looks Like I'm In Charge
Chronicling the noteworthy (?) bits of my life, which include but are not limited to:
Ridiculous things the Dictator does
The way these things affect my sanity
My general emotional instability (especially when it comes to fictional characters)
Open adoption
W(h)ine
Following
